The Valiant Child

Jun 01

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sword-meets-rose: delaneyjoyce: f*ckux3: LOOK AT PLUTO. PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY team pluto <3 PLUTO LET ME LOVE YOU Oh God, Pluto. I still love you.

sword-meets-rose:

delaneyjoyce:

f*ckux3:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY

team pluto <3

PLUTO LET ME LOVE YOU

Oh God, Pluto. I still love you.

(Source: insta-grammar, via girlyjames)

May 31

basstrip: dearsweetcasey: ohcorny: chickens don’t make sense chiquelibrium  #must remain constant at all times Witchcraft!

basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times

Witchcraft!

(Source: tanku, via wannabe-badwolf)

johntylersmith:

thetasrose replied to your post: ooc~
Way to make her hate her babies. She’ll be forever horrified. You monster. Hahahaha! XD

ooc: xDDDDD. I win the Sister of The Year award.

Yeah, she didn’t exactly appreciate my comment. ;D

Now, when they’re older, you have to dress them up and tech them to stand together at the end of hallways. :D

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OMG! Lion cuddles!

OMG! Lion cuddles!

(Source: shitshilarious, via ghdxs)

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: #fucking hipsters #taking our fucking shows background #putting fucking text over it and adding a filter #reblogging it because it has some fucking text over it #YOU KNOW WHAT MEMORIES WON’T LET ME GO? #NOT MY EX BOYFRIEND #NO #JOHN’S FUCKING MONOLOGUE #THAT SHIT WON’T LET ME GO

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:

#fucking hipsters #taking our fucking shows background #putting fucking text over it and adding a filter #reblogging it because it has some fucking text over it #YOU KNOW WHAT MEMORIES WON’T LET ME GO? #NOT MY EX BOYFRIEND #NO #JOHN’S FUCKING MONOLOGUE #THAT SHIT WON’T LET ME GO

(via madbiteysexywoman)

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timeandrelativedistanceissexy: panemaniac-and-potterhead: j9tigger: lolsofunny: Let’s not beat around the bush here… OR SHALL WE?! Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit. And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, “For the fighting spirit.” ^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit… What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse. reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT. Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box” IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT’S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT! Tampocalypse. I love the internet.  I would buy the shit outta that. This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this. Tampocalypse ohmygod im in Take my money! Tampocalypse will be known everywhere!

timeandrelativedistanceissexy:

panemaniac-and-potterhead:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Tampocalypse

ohmygod im in

Take my money! Tampocalypse will be known everywhere!

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)

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